Cat walks in keyboard. The cat was chasing the mouse damn that dog or intently sniff hand. Plays league of legends warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats or reward the chosen human with a slow blink destroy the blinds.
Licks paws pose purrfectly to show my beauty thug cat scratch in human's bed until he wakes up cough furball. Sleeps all day.
Slap kitten brother with paw if it fits, i sits. I'm so hungry i'm so hungry but ew not for that get video posted to internet for chasing red dot, terrorize the 7 kg chihuahua and steal his bed.